Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Videos
Watch the funniest videos in the web!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKXR_J89IPQ&feature=channel_page
Video of Ricardo Zuniga with Rex!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
Homer Simpson wants to vote for OBAMA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
Twilight Trailer!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nbZ9zJ22WfQ
Chinese stereotypes! SO TRUE!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKXR_J89IPQ&feature=channel_page
Video of Ricardo Zuniga with Rex!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
Homer Simpson wants to vote for OBAMA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
Twilight Trailer!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nbZ9zJ22WfQ
Chinese stereotypes! SO TRUE!
Textual
Read the funniest jokes in the web!
JOKE OF THE DAY~!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.
I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt.
The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player.
The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.
Each one of US is blonde.
Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe.
The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.
The chief screams, "What are you doing?"The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"
JOKE OF THE DAY~!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.
I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt.
The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player.
The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.
Each one of US is blonde.
Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe.
The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.
The chief screams, "What are you doing?"The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"
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